It’s a horrible system but I’m trying to improve it.” However what always happens is that the guys who I don’t find attractive, end up liking me but the guys who I am attracted to think I’m rude. But when I have strictly platonic feelings for a guy, I’m friendly and talkative. “When I like a guy, I don’t talk to them or acknowledge them or even look at them. I don’t acknowledge you or even look at you. Like, ‘Yeah, it is hard making pasta, the steam gets to my eyes, but I love making it, I don’t know why!’ Also I use the word love and like and adore all the time.”ġ8. “I draw his attention to my body, face, hair, eyes all the time and cooking abilities. I draw your attention to my body, face, hair, eyes all the time. Not all guys are that oblivious, but your guy might be. He hadn’t put two and two together because I didn’t specifically say ‘date.’ Flash-forward to three months later, after we got together, and he casually mentioned how he wished that we had gone to see it as a date.
Girls think im gay meme movie#
I once asked a dude to see a movie with me, and since he asked if others could come as well, I assumed he was politely turning me down. “I normally stand a bit closer to guys (unintentionally), and chat them up way more than necessary.īut ladies? If you want my advice? FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST JUST BE STRAIGHTFORWARD. I stand a bit closer to you and chat you up WAY more than necessary. “Simple-stare and wish for the guy to be braver than me.”ġ6. I stare at you and wish for you to be braver than me. Basically, if I am trying to feed you, then I probably want to fuck you.”ġ5. “You mention you like brownies a while later I happen to bake brownies and bring them to work/school/wherever you are. If I am trying to feed you, then I probably want to fuck you. “Not wearing a bra when I know I’m going to see him.”ġ4. “I still do the stupid putting my foot next to his thing and saying something like ‘Oh, your feet are so big compared to mine!’ Worked a couple of times.” I’ll put my foot next to yours and say, ‘Oh, your feet are so big compared to mine!’ Most likely very interest in you if I do that haha.”ġ0.
“When asking to compare my hands’ size against yours. I ask to compare my hands’ size against yours. “If I like you, ‘I hate your fucking guts’…but that’s just me.”ĩ. “I just ask them when we’re getting married.” I’ll tell a guy how handsome he is, compliment him (not just on physical things!) But also hoping that they will make the first move so I don’t look like a dweeb and chicken out. “If we’re walking somewhere, I will constantly bump into you ‘on accident’ and laugh at ridiculous things you say (but let’s be real, if I’m interested then I don’t mind ridiculous things).
I constantly bump into you ‘on accident.’ Our timetables coincided nicely, but I did occasionally have to miss the very first bus that turned up in order to make it happen.” “My boyfriend and I, before we got together, kept magically getting to the bus stop at the same time. I ‘magically’ get to the bus stop the same time as you. “I’ll generally come up with excuses to touch you and probably insult you a lot.”Ĥ. Nah but seriously-stronger eye contact, smiling, hair touching (my hair, not theirs. I’m prepped to laugh before you’ve even finished the sentence.
“ Twirls hair counter clockwise (gets pissed when guy doesn’t take the ‘hint’)”